this time (for the very first time) I DONT MAKE FUN
OF ANYONE ON THE PAGE ITSELF!!!! *timpanis
and band play in backround* yes, i do not make fun of
anyone on this page. wow¹. if you will please direct your
attention to the right, you will notice an imploding man. what
this has to do with anything, i have absolutely NO idea. funny stuff.
hey, ANYTHING that you have an idea for, AT ALL, or anything that youve
seen, tell me. then ill put it up. ill even make a gif if you ask for one.
*note- be careful, i have little credibility when it comes to not going
overboard on the animations. emily can tell you that.
Hello. My name is ***** ********, and i have made this page. Basically, I cant tell you who I am, because if you didn't get this address from me then why the &^%$ are you here? I have a lot of opinions, and most of them are expressed on this page. However, as the header says, I will NOT make fun (hard as it may be) of anyone on this page. People that I know. hahahahahahaaaaaa, yeah, you heard that hanson. DIEEEEEEEEEEEE HANSON. ok, im done. ok, enough of this crap, i think you want to download stuff.
Ok. This is the download section (oh yeah, really big page, eh?). I only HAVE ONE THING THAT YOU HAVE TO READ. Its that the zombie gifs, all three of them, WERE NOT MADE BY ME. They were made by my good friend KEBLA. I would also like to express that the header on those gifs is very true, please dont take them seriously! I didnt make them, and i know KEBLA wouldnt kill all of his friends for no reason. Yeah, and believe me, you know i didnt make them because there is someone in there that i would NEVER have bite of my arm in a gif or something like that. ok, here are the things.
| zombie.zip | This is the first in the set of zombie gifs made by my good friend KEBLA. as the gif says, dont take offense at it. I DID NOT MAKE THIS FILE! certainly you can tell that i didnt make it because there are things in there about people that i would NEVER put in something like that which i would distribute to the public. |
| zombie2.zip | this is the second of the zombie gifs made by KEBLA. |
| zombie3.zip | this is the third of the zombie gifs made by KEBLA. |
| emily1.exe | this is a gif made by me, bob, which is totally and random senseless things going on. it features emily and heather. |
| jedlevset.zip | this is zip file of some JED editor files of begining levels that i made to get started. (truthfully, i just dont know how to get them to work, so give it your best shot. tell me if you get them to work.) |
| catweb.exe | This IS THE CATWEB!!!!!!!!!! THIS SHOULD COME IN HANDY, CONSIDERING THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ITS ON THE WEB! you need qbasic to run this file. if you dont have it, you can just go to webcrawler or yahoo and search for 'qbasic' and im sure youll find it somewhere. NOTE - i made this a self - extracting exe file so that ANYONE including those with gay computers can download it. |
| qbasic.zip | This is a zip file of allllll the other qbasic files i have or have picked up somewhere along the line. this does NOT include soggycow's qbasic guy or technoblockhead series. |
| soggy.zip | This is a zip file (couretesy of soggycow) with all the qbasic guy series, and the first in the technoblockhead series. |
| chickens.exe | This is my first actual game that ive ever made. you try to blow up the little chickens with unlimited ammo. have fun. i made this file a self-extracting exe so once again, those with gay computers can open them. YOU DONT NEED WINZIP. |
| 1ton.exe | This is my second actual game that ive made. you drop the weight on the plunger, drop the weight on the guys. get the drift? just as violent as my last game. i also made this one a self-extracting exe and see above box for why. |
| quadnet.exe | This is a game for dos, very small but EXTREMEMLY addictive and innovative game for its size. its made by my favorite FREEWARE manufacturer, brainchild. this one is also a self extracting exe. |
¹note- i do make fun of people in some of the downloads. (maybe)